woes of an underage fujoshi

When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice enough to put in some chips

Posted 13 hours ago with 126,501 notes (via issy-r-brien , org. acamisado )

reasonhateschainsaws:

johnwatsons-dick:

chaystar:

barackfuckingobama:

thecoffeemuggle:

cyruspotnoodle:

sexthursexdragon:

queenofshellednuts:

forever reblog. dat elbow

The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

her shoulders. they’re… bare.

She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.

Why is she carrying something else other than a Bible? Tsk tsk.

guys oh my god why are you reblogging something like this my eYES SERIOUSLY I DIDNT WANT TO SEE THAT TAG THIS SHIT

what next showing bare calves
think of the children

johnwatsons-dick:

chaystar:

barackfuckingobama:

thecoffeemuggle:

cyruspotnoodle:

sexthursexdragon:

queenofshellednuts:

forever reblog. dat elbow

The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

her shoulders. they’re… bare.

She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.

Why is she carrying something else other than a Bible? Tsk tsk.

guys oh my god why are you reblogging something like this my eYES SERIOUSLY I DIDNT WANT TO SEE THAT TAG THIS SHIT

what next showing bare calves

think of the children

(Source: jerrymuffinbutt)

Posted 13 hours ago with 34,753 notes (via issy-r-brien , org. jerrymuffinbutt )

(Source: deadwinchester)

Posted 13 hours ago with 811 notes (via issy-r-brien , org. deadwinchester )

"Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions."

Susan Cain, Quiet (via framesjanco)

(Source: accountedfor)

Posted 13 hours ago with 19,393 notes (via forthesakeofblasphemy , org. accountedfor )

A 90 years old man holds hands with his 40+ boyfriend. People call him a pervert, no one knows he’s been hibernated for 70 years. People call another guy short. No one knows he has a serious genetic mutation that causes him to turn into a green raging monster. People call a man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting with his assassin of a wife who didn’t like the nest he had built them. People call a man stupid but they don’t know he is the norse god of thunder. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won’t do it, because you do what you want.

(Source: stravaganza)

Posted 13 hours ago with 14,421 notes (via issy-r-brien , org. stravaganza )

#a moment of silence for the cameramen who died for these shots

(Source: i-m-always-angry)

Posted 13 hours ago with 63,627 notes (via tellmeallthethingsyouwanttodo , org. i-m-always-angry )

icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server

THIS CANNOT BE

MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy

(Source: seizetonight)

Posted 13 hours ago with 43,744 notes (via houseinthenight , org. seizetonight )

Top 9 Favorite Pictures of Chris Evans wearing his Captain America outfit
asked by thors-laugh

Posted 13 hours ago with 10,324 notes (via weirdlittlefangirl , org. gothamism )
#RUN QUEUE RUN

laugh-addict:

via laugh-addict

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 13 hours ago with 5,049 notes (via laugh-addict , org. tastefullyoffensive )

Posted 13 hours ago with 1,612 notes (via gayfemales , org. in-love-with-a-girl )
#photo #lesbian kiss

(Source: dashingdraco)

Posted 13 hours ago with 44,829 notes (via riseuplikeangels , org. dashingdraco )

geniusbutafreak:

talesofthewormstache:

I think everybody should have their very own little button for when they are sad

And when they press it

A balloon should come down from the sky

With a basket of kittens and fluffy fanfiction of their OTP

And then they won’t be sad anymore

Posted 13 hours ago with 21,574 notes (via bonemasks , org. talesofthewormstache )

drugsandrainbows:

yelyahwilliams:

thefuzzydave:

Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.

I declare this my new favorite video.

“WAIT TIL THEY SHOW YOU THE PROFILE!”

^

“HIS TONGUE IS AS LONG AS HIS DICK”

“THE END IS PURPLE!”

“What is her problem? She’s just laying there”

OMG DYING

bromancetastic:

soporcupcakes:

The Flying Dutchman is one of us.

he knows all of our feels

(Source: moncheles)

Posted 13 hours ago with 52,210 notes (via issy-r-brien , org. moncheles )

- My Dad: I like Tom Hiddleston better with dark hair, it really brings out his blue eyes.

- My Dad:

- My Dad: That sounded gayer than I thought it would jesus christ

Posted 13 hours ago with 11,354 notes (via weirdlittlefangirl , org. geromy-renner )